I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
vagina is talking i cant
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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