All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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