C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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