STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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