Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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