She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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