Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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