went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I have post one night stand depression
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