So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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