It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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