I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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