I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you traded sex for a burrito?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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