on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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