I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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