im drinking this country out of the recession.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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