this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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