I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
