And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Alive.
So much puke
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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