Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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