oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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