i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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