What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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