i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is it because I queefed?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
