if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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