She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I wish i was in the wii world.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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