So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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