Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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