The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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