Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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