Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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