Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK