the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.