Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Everyone says I win the strip club
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES