ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I have tasted many bathrooms
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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