oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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