Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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