I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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