What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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