i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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