check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Its about making memories worth repressing
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
