Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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