I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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