Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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