Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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