So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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