I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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