Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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