she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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