your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
