maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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