i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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