im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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