I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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