SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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